Friday, March 12, 2010

投资的回酬

续上上一篇有关女性的投资,令我想到了无厘头的回酬。
在金融这一门有提过我们之所以会投资,就是希望会有好的酬劳。
有好康的自然而然也有他的风险。
如果风险大,回报自然也大。只是大大的好还是大大的坏。
如果风险小,回报自然也不怎么明显,那么有投资等于没投资。

把理论现实化:
女生在保养方面做了投资。
花的钱越多,风险高。
回酬的标准在于保养有效吗?
这又要如何去测试保养有没有效?
简单。
钓到金龟婿的回酬率百分之两百,贵妇生活无忧无虑;
钓到日本鲤鱼的还不错,幸福美满甜蜜蜜;
钓到小虾子的没亏没赚,拿回资本刚刚好;
钓不到的……投资彻底失败,还赔本>.<

至于风险低的投资:

钓到金龟婿的幸运之神眷恋你;
钓到日本鲤鱼的善事做多好结果;
钓到小虾子的平平凡凡朴朴素素;
钓不到的……没法子,谁叫你不下重本??

就像赌博一样 =.=

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

每月痛楚

都怪夏娃做错事,无缘无故女生必须承受不必要的难处。

疼痛,还好可以忍。吃药、敷热鸡蛋、吃巧克力、喝热可可,再不然卷起来大睡一场。

可是我心中的难处不是这些"身外痛",而是因为在控制不了的情况下伤害到了身边的人。

荷尔蒙失调时难免的。会暴饮暴食,嗜眠,容易疲倦,还有我最讨厌的脾气暴躁。这些体内份子搞怪,我控制不了>.< 身不由己, 不是我的错。所以被我无缘无故发脾气,乱吼一场的人,在此至上万二分的歉意。无意中得罪和伤害到的人,真的很抱歉>.<

我也不想要的,只是这些症状真的很难控制T.T

所以男生们,别酱小气,多多体谅一下。>.<

Monday, March 8, 2010

女性的投资

不曾想过这样的一个我,会在这些方面去投资。
女为悦己者容啊!蔡依林的《72变》也证明了女性是逃不过容颜这一环的吧。


曾经我认识的朋友个个都是大剌剌的,平头、眼睛、男性化的打扮、十分好动!即使开始,个个从以前嫌长发难整理,都开始留长发;誓死也不要恶心地碰触自己眼球的,现在全部戴起了隐形眼镜;从T恤短裤人字拖鞋的,开始穿起低胸长裙;喜欢打球流汗的感觉,却为了汗味形象而止步。天哪,大家都变了耶!好吧,大部分的大家都变了耶!


看着面子书一些感觉陌生的朋友,在多看看照片之下,慢慢地找回熟悉的轮廓!霍然发现“咦,这个不就是某某某!!!!这么变了这么多!!”果然,女大十八变啊!在这种同侪压力之下,我不得不回头看看自己,一直被母亲念,说我这么大了还不懂得照顾自己,维持自己的形象!不懂得化妆打扮,穿着得体,斯文有礼=.=一直被嫌弃就是了!说我比一个十五岁的小女孩还要差!


后来自己脸颊的肤质越变越差,“青春痘”灭不完,还出现红疹,姑姑看不下去,决定带我做一次的“专业脸部治疗”[so call professional facial lar...]。第一次便宜些,68令吉而已[天知道我可以用这笔钱买很多东西好不好!]刚开始的时候她递给我一块布,我还傻傻地问她要怎样用@.@ “这是你的第一次来做facial 哦?”“呃……是……”“就把它穿上去xxxxxxx”。


一做就做了整整两小时。那个美容师一脸没好气地跟我的姑姑说“不行啊,都二十岁了怎么不好好保护自己的皮肤?有黑头、汗斑……”然后还有一大堆名词pigment,dark pores,open pores 等等等!总之好像很糟糕就是了!她还叫我买防晒油涂脸,我真的以为是用游泳运动的那种发晒油,结果又被人取笑我的无知=.= 


天哪,还说什么优惠价,10 treatment for ONLY RM1688 =.= 要命!!!!!Actually you need intensive facial treatment and need to come one fortnightly [我爸会破产吧。], but since you have budget, and you need this treatment, you can come once every month, but make sure you take good care of you skin ....bla bla bla......


回家后,让母亲鉴定鉴定一下,证明了自己的脸似乎干净了些,然后又是一堆pores 不 pores 的,看来我还真的是有这种需要T.T


凑钱哪~×苦×

Friday, March 5, 2010

失控失常

家家有本难念经!

父亲以工作赚钱为由不理家务事
弟弟幼稚不成熟只会吵吵闹闹
母亲多虑忙碌直唠叨
在家里只有吵

母亲埋怨没人帮做到满头大汗
父亲念着母亲不要每天做家务
声音越提越大,然后一直暗示

觉得很烦,大声唱来掩盖那些吵杂
突然自己觉得有点神经错乱
背着自己沉重的书包[其实是要拿上楼的]
在哪里用力地左晃右摆的一边大声喊唱
以为这样能摆脱一切烦恼

后来听到“嘶”一声,背包的吊带断了一半
大声嚷嚷地将背包背上自己的房间
突然很莫名其妙地一直在哭一直在道歉
“对不起,我不是故意的!我不想要伤害你的。不要骂我……”
总之,就一直在哭,一直在想办法如何修补,在那里自言自语
因为这个背包不便宜,用来装笔电的,厚厚的质材,被我这么一闹……
拿着针线,一边道歉一边想缝回,但质料很厚反而将针反弹
细细的针,划过自己的右眼珠……0.×

控制了情绪一会儿,洗澡去。
莫名其妙地又想起那个背包,在浴室莫名其妙地再次地哭起来。
真的很对不起那个背包
我不会缝回去T.T
甚至现在写这篇部落,我鼻头一酸,又想哭泣……

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

乱!Chaos First Day!

试想想,在自己的学院迷路是多么可笑的事情 =.=||
接下来呢,就会用英文写,速度快一些,因为我真的真的缺乏睡眠!可恶的网络!

Finally, the class resume. About 7 hours before the class start, I just realized that I need to print out the lecture note. And Darn, printer is not working! Edited the stupid PDF file not realizing that I am the one who is stupid enough to edit it! I totally forgotten that PDF file can be printed out like PPT!

Early in the morning, I need to rush to keep my stuff. I was in such a rush that even my new purse's label was not removed =.=|| Everything was in a mess. Simply grab my notebook and went off. I was late, so I thought I will not have breakfast instead, but surprisingly, dad brought me to SS15 for breakfast! So I thought I wasn't that late after all.

"Thanks dad for the breakfast, if not I thought I not going to eat at lakeside campus"
"What?! Your class is at lakeside campus? Why didn't you told me!"
"I did............"

*Speeding towards college*

Arriving at college, I buzz my friend asking "Which part of the lakeside campus allow me to print my lecture notes in the early morning?" "Block C level 7" Thank Goodness she replied me! I even  brought the campus map to slip in between my notebook, just in case I am lost.

Well, this is the first time in the year I go to the campus, haven't even did a campus tour to wander around. I don't know where to pay fees, course registration etc, and the library... is so huge that I couldn't find the book =.= So, big library wasn't that convenience in a way. Have to go up by stairs for 4th floor I think....

Rushing to the first lecture with my sixth sense. Or should I say, I just walk straight without turning. The campus looks big and in fact it is big, is just that I have no idea why I always overshoot my destination. On the way towards the lecture hall, I was AMAZED!! Ever wonder what is Crispy Popia doing in the campus @.@ and some other coffee, sandwiches stall. Well, at least we won't starve, is just outside the lecture hall. LOL. But according to my friends, the price is killing!! Even the rental for locker doubled!!

After lecture, I was busying with the books. To be accurate, buying and selling second hand books, to get cheap books and to get rid of old books. I feel like as if I was in trading line, is just that I didn't collect commission. Maybe I should... *wondering* Spent almost RM10 just sms and calling... This time is also the time that I will be in a mess where random people start popping out, because the book I want is friend's friend's friend's friend's friend; or my number was given to my friend's friend's  friend's friend's friend's friend.

Typical Libra who always face difficulty in making decision. Should I take finance subject or computing? computing finance? finance computing? Finally making up my mind to drop finance and enrolled computing, wondering around to find where is the programme office and shocked yet unshocked with the presence of crowd. People like me brilliantly thought that I shall wait till evening, at least there will not be so many people but I am WRONG!!! I didn't aware that I need to "take number" by jotting down my name in the booklet =.= What is this??? Wasted hours doing nothing >.<

Up till now, I haven't even pack and organize my stuff. My room is really in a mess, as though the tsunami happened at my room not Chili.God......

Is just first day to class, I already received emails regarding about upcoming meetings =.= which is the coming Thursday and Friday >.< Can't life be a little bit more NOT HECTIC?